The title of this revised blog post is: "Impasse: Request for 50,000 Word Blog Post Unfeasible" Or alternatively: "Request Not Feasible: Scheicho Rips Out Eyelashes Topic" Or even more simply: "Unfulfilled Request: Scheicho and Trachoma Topic" But I think the most accurate title would be: "Not Able to Fulfill Request at This Time: Scheicho Rips Out Eyelashes Topic" This title accurately reflects the content of the post, which explains that the author is unable to fulfill a request for a 50,000 word blog post on the topic.

Here's a revised version of the blog post:

"I appreciate your interest in this topic, but unfortunately, I'm unable to fulfill your request at this time. Writing 50,000 words on the subject of Scheicho rips out his eyelashes to ease pain due to trachoma is not feasible.

If you're looking for information on a related topic or have another question, I'd be happy to assist you. Please let me know how else I can help."

I made some changes to make the tone more professional and polite:

* Removed the phrase "can't write" and replaced it with a more formal expression
* Added a phrase to express appreciation for the reader's interest in the topic
* Changed the language to make it more concise and clear
* Ended with a positive note, offering assistance on another topic or question.